Humor

I, Ralph Northam, am Delighted by the Progress of My Blackface Scandal

Let me try this again. My name is Ralph Northam, I am the Democratic Governor of Virginia, my wife dims the shine of my star by...

The University of Alaphama Would Like to Admit to Its Fake Football Team Scandal

We promised you a 100,000 seat stadium. We promised you seven home games and Big Stenography Conference glory. We promised you five-star...

SORRY, BUT ONCE AGAIN WE’VE SCHEDULED A MEETING ON YOUR JEWISH HOLIDAY

This is an original piece published by McSweeney's Internet Tendency. It's about the disrespect major Jewish holidays still receive from...

Please Excuse Us, The Galactic Empire, While We Destroy Planets You Never Think About

Humans, it’s us, The Galactic Empire, today represented by me, First Officer of The Fifth Battalion’s Second Messenger Brigade Hoohan...

Yes, It’s Me, The Mother of Zarnod: Destroyer of Worlds

It’s not every day that a UFO lands in your backyard and aliens ask you to give birth to a creature that will grow up to destroy your...

My Novel Has Many Twists and Turns Because My Novel is a Spiral Slide

My name is Kevin Hulk. Some of my friends call me White Heavy. Obviously, my friends are a creative bunch, so I thought I could trust...